Unsurprisingly, African countries with their high rates of malnourishment and lack of access to clean water and affordable produce, populated the top 10 worst countries to eat in.
The all-rounder dubbed the Big Show by teammates threatened his best production yet, hauling Australia back from 4-114 after the exit of Shaun Marsh (55) into what was looking by the minute a match-turning knock.
That article has a pearler even by the standards of sports journalism:
The ball after reverse-pulling Bresnan for another boundary a slightly more conventional pull brought him unstuck, ending up in the hands of Ravi Bopara at midwicket.
So the ball reverse-pulled Bresnan? Sigh…
And, of course, no sports article would be complete without a failure to recognise the existence of the collective singular:
Australia lead the series 2-0 heading into Sunday’s third match in Sydney.